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ratchetivity:

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ratchetivity:

this is everything

genius 

pawnshop-ghosttt845:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

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#truth

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Cookies>relationships….

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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lmao I can just picture it crumbling and turning black

justcallmepb:

i found a 4 leaf clover and it started wilting almost immediately…this is 5 minutes after i found it. wtf kind of omen is that (Taken with instagram)

plz convince me too

suzie-carmichael:

Im starting p90x soon.

sadly I have more big going on than muscular

justcallmepb:

nah #teambigmuscularlegs

love it

cijithegeek:

This came across my FB feed. Had to share it.

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